The idea is, you take your icons, list all the people/characters who appear in them, sort alphabetically, and pair up. The fear factor is high.
1.) Abby Sciuto / Aerun Sun
Yeah, I know some of you would pay VERY GOOD MONEY for that.
2.) Alexander Scott / Alexander Waverly
My eyes. My eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
3.) Barney Collier / Beaker
They'd have plenty to talk about.
4.) (from the too good to be true files:) Ben Jonson / Byalar Crais
Hah! Oh, dear. Okay, that might get even me writing slash.
5.) Captain Jack Harkness / Chiana
Oh, like they haven't. Invented some new ways, even.
6.) Christopher Marlowe / Commander Spock
Yeah. Just sit there and let that sink in for a minute.
7.) Elvis Presley / Emma Peel
Uh huh, uh huh, I wanna thank you very much....
8.) Feathers McGraw / Fozzie Bear
As soon as the cuffs went on Fozzie knew he'd wind up somebody's bitch. But he never expected it to be a penguin.
9.) Gabriel (the Archangel) / Gromit
10.) Helen Mirren / Hunt Stockwell
She'd eat him for lunch.
11.) Ivan Trigorin / Illya Kuryakin
Yeah, and some of you would pay even BETTER money for that. And probably have.
12.) Jareth the Goblin King / John Crichton
Jareth's on top. And all of John's friends are laughing.
13.) John Steed / Ka D'argo
You know, they'd be perfect for each other...
14.) Kelly Robinson / Kermit The Frog
...what scares me, is I can see that.
15.) Mae West / Malcolm Reynolds
Well, duh. I mean like, triple duh.
16.) Marlene Dietrich / Napoleon Solo
Did I just say duh?
17.) Neil Burnside / Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan
I can't even come up with something witty to say about this one. Except she might be the only female in the galaxy who could put up with his crap.
18.) Pavonia / Phil Ochs
That one just isn't amusing me.
19.) Pilot / Richard Feynman
That one... is.
20.) Rose Tyler / Scorpius
It has a certain horrible poetry to it....
21.) The Doctor / Tycho Brahe
You know, I wrote a story like that.
22.) Uisgebaugh / Oban Washburn
23.) Will Shakespeare / Willie Caine
Will has a thing for pretty spies, apparently.
24.) Yevgeny Yevtushenko
Left all alone at the end of the alphabet. And crying about it, I'm sure.