Someday, I'll repair the book in which Freja is the villain. Really.
The amber necklace of Freyja, Norse Goddess of Love, Sex, Attraction and Fruitfulness. Her magnificent necklace was bough from four Dwarves [Alfrik, Berling, Dvalin and Grer] at the price of four nights of her passion. When Brisingamen graces your throat, no man can resist your charms. A glittering mantle of rich golden notes: five ambers, soft myrtle and apple blossom, myrtle, and carnation.
Vial: Myrtle and apple blossom. It has an odd undertone of apple pie. In a good way. Do carnations actually smell like anything?
Wet: Oh yeah, that's what carnations smell like. If you baked them into an apple pie. O, dear. Soap. Soapity soap soap. Ajax dish detergent, in particular. And I had such high hopes for this.
Drydown: okay, sweet Ajax.