it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

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It's all about technique.

Ingredients:

One giant dog (~230 lbs)
One Bathtub
Warm Water
Soap

Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub. Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub. Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub. Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub. Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub. Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub.

Repeat until dog gives up.

Wet.

Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub.

Lather.

Lift front end of dog. Place in tub. Lift back end of dog. Place in tub.

Rinse.

Lift front end of dog. Remove from tub. Lift back end of dog. Remove from tub.

Wrap in towels.

DUCK!
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