it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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This is still the funniest line I think I've ever written.



"Get thee behind me, Satan."

A wink broke the horse-trader's appraisal in the Devil's gaudy eyes. :The thought had occurred:

"Are angels equipped for such roguery?"

:Like man, made in God's image--:

"--So God has an arsehole?"

:Yes. He calls him Michael:



Lucifer, getting the best lines since 1590.
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