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Putting the X back into Xmas



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I pulled over and changed dtaylor's flat tire (15 points). In March I put money in keelywolfe's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I helped merriehaskell see the light (8 points). In October I gave alexpgp a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-668 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I put gum in ratmmjess's hair (-12 points). Last month I gave madwriter a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I gave jillfelice a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I helped eeyorerin across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-97 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I bought porn for lcohen (10 points). Last month I gave wine_love_pen a kidney (1000 points). In March I gave mouseworks a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I gave creed_of_hubris a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1376 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Overall, I think their point scale is skewed. I mean, shouldn't I get a check up for destroying Duluth? Really?

One thing you can say about me: I'm never wishy washy.

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I can't believe ruling Duluth is considered so much more naughty than hiding a body (-173).
I think Duluth should be bonus points, are you kidding?
I got 700 points for ruling Duluth as a kind and benevolent dictator. I think it's all in your PR department.
As someone who lives in Minnesota, I award you 500 points for the destruction of Duluth.
500 more from over here...
You can also be dictator of Canada. And I've got both positive and negative points (in the same letter) for buying porn for someone (putting the xxx into Christmas, I suppose)
never wishy washy AND you listen to Weird Al!! *muchluv*

GenericFiancee makes fun of me because I still know all the words to all the Weird Al songs... at least the first 4 albums or so... ;)
and ze light, she is so beautiful...

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