it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
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Putting the X back into Xmas



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I pulled over and changed dtaylor's flat tire (15 points). In March I put money in keelywolfe's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I helped merriehaskell see the light (8 points). In October I gave alexpgp a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-668 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I put gum in ratmmjess's hair (-12 points). Last month I gave madwriter a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I gave jillfelice a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I helped eeyorerin across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-97 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I bought porn for lcohen (10 points). Last month I gave wine_love_pen a kidney (1000 points). In March I gave mouseworks a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In January I gave creed_of_hubris a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1376 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
matociquala

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Overall, I think their point scale is skewed. I mean, shouldn't I get a check up for destroying Duluth? Really?

One thing you can say about me: I'm never wishy washy.
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