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bear by san

Know your audience.

http://hartford.craigslist.org/fur/132248927.html

Obviously, the listing individual is a publishing industry professional.

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I _need_ that desk.

(my current desk has no drawers. It's stylish, and useful, but this is a terrible drawback when hiding booze or offering a kitten a sleeping spot...)
Back in my editorial days, I kept a bottle of gin and a bottle of vodka hidden behind the daily files. I don't think the bottles were opened more than two or three times a year, but I was traied Old School -- better to be prepared.

(and two or three times a year a co-worker would come in, close the door, sit down, and hand me their paper cup with a silent plea of 'make the hurt stop, mommy....')
It's amazing how much better the brain focuses when the eyes are watering.
I bet you could fit a teddy bear in there, too. - or a silk teddy.
You're not making fun of my desk, are you?
I was thinking more Hard Boiled Detective myself.

"It was a desk, a desk that could hold more booze than Ted Kennedy on St. Patrick's Day."
We call those kinds of desk contents "accounting supplies."

...that explains a lot about royalty statements...
You're flunking the Fair Witness test. I have no idea what the accounting department calls them.
15-love, Patrick.
otoh, that sounds like an AWESOME desk.
*cackle*

So that's what's been missing from my filing system...