it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken

Well, maybe just a *little* UN involvement

Everything's under control in Iraq.

Why am I picturing HAN: (sounding official) Everything's under control. Situation normal.

INTERCOM VOICE: What happened?

HAN: (getting nervous) Uh . . . had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

INTERCOM VOICE: We're sending a squad up.

HAN: Uh, uh, negative, negative. We have a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak . . . very dangerous. ?

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