- stupid relationship fights.
- people who are only interested in one thing (unless they are gloriously obsessive; then they can be fun).
- people who are light-sucking vortexes of me-centric angst
- drama consisting entirely of two or more people who will not talk to each other
- manufactured drama of any sort, really
- egregious bouts of smoochy face when one is not one's own self one of the smoochers
I blame stillsostrange for the list. Add your own.