(at dinner after archery last thursday night, dialogue paraphrased but the sense is accurate:)
netcurmudgeon: ... so I told him that I wouldn't take that job for a quarter million and blowjobs every day.
matociquala: So you'll be looking to fill a part-time service position, then?
ashacat: Do you get dental with that?
The trip to Northampton yesterday with ashacat to see Peter Mulvey was a lot of fun, besides, uh, accidentally taking the wrong route North because
Anyway, you may all laugh at me for driving halfway to Boston. buymeaclue, if only we'd known, we could have come to pick you up.
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