Dear backbrain:
Nice of you to give me the sex first and its narrative purpose second. Also, I didn't need that image you presented me with at lunchtime at work, thank you. Although at least this time, you didn't almost make me drive under a truck, the way you did with the threesome that won't be in All the Windwracked Stars.
--OH
Think I can get a scene with a purple glitter strap-on in it past my editor if I make it absolutely essential to both the theme and the narrative?