ETA: Turns out somebody at Comcast broked something. It's fixed now. For this, I pay them.
greet delivery guy half-naked
start reading Undertow
go to the bank
Grocery List of things I forgot to buy yesterday
Oh, and I found the cure for the earworm that dare not speak its name.
NOTHING can stand before the might of Hayseed Dixie.
ETA Proof. You don't actually have to watch the fan video; link is for the music.