it's a great life, if you don't weaken (matociquala) wrote,
it's a great life, if you don't weaken
matociquala

Embracing the bohemian lifestyle of the starving artist!

Nalo wants to know how you wax your cat. I was mine by posting polls, of course.


Poll #834033 downscale dining

Which of the following suppers best serves as a celebration of Bear's white trash heritage?

hamburger gravy on mashed potatoes
3(2.1%)
tuna noodle casserole with cream of mushroom soup
21(14.7%)
crumbled hamburger patty and rice with grated cheese on top
2(1.4%)
spam sandwich
7(4.9%)
off-brand box mac and cheese
7(4.9%)
bacon sandwiches and potato chips
4(2.8%)
Chef Boy-R-Dee
3(2.1%)
hamloaf
1(0.7%)
baloney and cheese
0(0.0%)
creamed chipped beef on Wonder bread
9(6.3%)
tuna melts
1(0.7%)
anything involving Velveeta
16(11.2%)

The best way to optimize the delicate flavor of ground chuck is:

diced pepper and onions
36(25.2%)
char it black in a cast iron skillet with a little extra butter
15(10.5%)
smother it in store brand ketchup
13(9.1%)
starch
3(2.1%)
red-eye gravy
1(0.7%)
red-eye gravy *and* starch
7(4.9%)
all of the above
24(16.8%)
you'll eat the mac and cheese and like it
44(30.8%)

What can't you throw in soup?

old rice
0(0.0%)
old pasta
0(0.0%)
old hamburger
0(0.0%)
baked beans
3(2.1%)
the last tablespoon of petrified tomato paste
2(1.4%)
soaked beans
0(0.0%)
ticky boxes
16(11.0%)
neighbors
7(4.8%)
pets
8(5.5%)
neighbors' pets
9(6.2%)

best grocery store desperation buys:

dented cans
7(4.8%)
day-old bread
13(8.9%)
bruised fruit and veg
7(4.8%)
meat on the sell-by date
36(24.7%)
a twenty-pound sack of brown rice and a ten-pound sack of red kidney beans
83(56.8%)

starving artist tickybox:

.
113(100.0%)

the radio button that dare not speak its name

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128(100.0%)
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