throw another bear in the canoe

It must be: its major occupational hazards include obesity, suicide, alcoholism, divorce, and hemorrhoids.

Where else can you get potential for carnage like that?

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Humorous Elizabethan pornography. In verse.

I found this rather laugh-out-loud hysterical. Apparently impotence and nymphomania were funny 400 years ago, too.

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Words today: 2,920
Reason for stopping: End of scene, hallelujah, and time to cook dinner and play with the boy.