13, 871 words and no end in sight.

8 or 10 scenes to go.

On the other hand, I am developing a deeply sardonic version of "Leaving on a Jet Plane," because apparently that song offends me too strongly to be left undeconstructed. It makes me want to smack that lying narrator right in the lying mouth.

So what comes out is kind of... acoustic cowpunk, or something, as

was06066 once memorably described The Cowboy Junkies.

Except, you know, unlike The Cowboy Junkies, I suck.