(the Wyrdsmiths have their very own sub-slapfight, which is pretty cool)
(Absolutely I do mean putting my characters to extreme tests. Impossible choices, that's what I do. Life is full of meathooks. And life is also full of unexpected joys. I mean, if all you get is meathooks, where's the fun?*)
(Most of these people are published novelists. Just to prove the old point that there's seven billion different ways of writing a book. But my way is always best.)
Thank God. We were all behaving so well, I had forgotten this was the internets.
* DON'T ANSWER THAT.